Seeing penises everywhere

So I'm driving back to work from the gym  wending my way through some streets I don't usually travel because the main street is blocked.

And there is is - a neon sign that looks like a guy wearing a hat with an enormous hard on directly in front of me.

I couldn't resist sharing - so to speak.

Any thought I'm not gay is gone - I see penises everywhere.  Hell the thought I might not be gay is long gone.